June 22, 2006

Red Faced

In keeping with the colour theme..

*Ring... ring.... ri*

Stinky T: "Hello?"

Stern Paternal Voice: "Your apology is accepted!"

Stinky T: "...Eh?"

He sounded familiar but not really and I didn't want to give away that I had no clue who it was so on we continued...

SPV: "Your apology is accepted!"

Stinky T: "Uhhhookay..."

SPV: "Your apology is accepted!"

Stinky T: "What am I apologizing for again?"

SPV: "Forgetting your promise to call on Father's Day!"

Ah-ha! This narrows it down considerably and now I know for sure that he's also got the wrong number coz I didn't forget Father's Day this year!


Stinky T: "Well I'd apologize if you were my dad."

SPV: "Your apolo.. what?!"

Stinky T: "I said I'd apologize if you were my dad."

Flustered Paternal Voice: "Wh...who... who is this?!"

Stinky T: "I'm definitely not your daughter!"

FPV: "Isn't this 741-9600?"

Stinky T: "Yes it is."
at the same time,
Background Voice: "9660!"

FPV: "OH! 9660! I must have the wrong number!!"

Stinky T: "I'm afraid so. But Happy Father's Day anyway!"

FPV: "Uh...ah....oh I'm so sorry! You sound so much like my daughter, really, yousoundjustlikeherandIthoughtyouwereher.... but thank you. Thank you for your well wishes."

Stinky T: "No problem. Sorry I couldn't help, but have a nice night. Bye!"

FPV: "OK, bye."

Hahahaha... that was quite enjoyable. I almost got in trouble by my non-dad! I could've pulled out the "I din't doo nuthin!" card, see if that would've been accepted or if I would've been grounded....... I might try this next year for real!

1 comment:

MagicalCoffeeCup said...

That's freaking hilarious!