In keeping with the colour theme..
*Ring... ring.... ri*
Stinky T: "Hello?"
Stern Paternal Voice: "Your apology is accepted!"
Stinky T: "...Eh?"
He sounded familiar but not really and I didn't want to give away that I had no clue who it was so on we continued...
SPV: "Your apology is accepted!"
Stinky T: "Uhhhookay..."
SPV: "Your apology is accepted!"
Stinky T: "What am I apologizing for again?"
SPV: "Forgetting your promise to call on Father's Day!"
Ah-ha! This narrows it down considerably and now I know for sure that he's also got the wrong number coz I didn't forget Father's Day this year!
Stinky T: "Well I'd apologize if you were my dad."
SPV: "Your apolo.. what?!"
Stinky T: "I said I'd apologize if you were my dad."
Flustered Paternal Voice: "Wh...who... who is this?!"
Stinky T: "I'm definitely not your daughter!"
FPV: "Isn't this 741-9600?"
Stinky T: "Yes it is."
at the same time,
Background Voice: "9660!"
FPV: "OH! 9660! I must have the wrong number!!"
Stinky T: "I'm afraid so. But Happy Father's Day anyway!"
FPV: "Uh...ah....oh I'm so sorry! You sound so much like my daughter, really, yousoundjustlikeherandIthoughtyouwereher.... but thank you. Thank you for your well wishes."
Stinky T: "No problem. Sorry I couldn't help, but have a nice night. Bye!"
FPV: "OK, bye."
Hahahaha... that was quite enjoyable. I almost got in trouble by my non-dad! I could've pulled out the "I din't doo nuthin!" card, see if that would've been accepted or if I would've been grounded....... I might try this next year for real!
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That's freaking hilarious!
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