Chuck Norris Facts (a sample to whet your violent nature)
> Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
> There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
> Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
> The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
> There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
> Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
> Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
> When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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